We wish you some merry banter
Nowt much, just to say to you all (both?) have a fine week of prezzies, food and alcohol - and most importantly, no work.
Oh, and if any of the gambling fraternity are around on 28th, then there's a £20 buy-in Hold 'Em tourney at Stanley casino in Manchester. 9pm start, me Mill Mullock and Will are in the mixer - if anyone wants a piece, lemme know.
A festive message from the man himself, Tramp 'O' Claus