Squeaky bum time

To use the vernacular of a man whose emotions are probably better described at the moment as 'sour grapes' time.

It's teh big match tonight. I have mixed emotions regarding our chances, though they may be summed up by the following bets, recently placed:
Pool to win 2-1 in normal time 33-1, £2
Pool to win in extra time 31-1, £2
First goal to be scored in 61st to 70th minute 32-1, £2
Kaka to score during the 90 minutes 33-10, £5

Whatever happens, at least we can say we were in with a chance, and hadn't pissed it up the wall three weeks ago.

Non-partisan posts to resume soon.

Should you be wanting a little sing-song.